Fashion Fucker

Back stage at the Marc Jacobs Fall/ Winter 09 show it was stripes, stripes and more stripes. Jacobs, a downtown household word like Windex or Drano is known for his edge cutting and often discounted overpriced must haves. This season it's all about the print....WWD calls it ," Victorian Glam with all the gloss" and Andre Leon Talley of Vogue says," It's GENIUS! I hate it!" Much of the buzz is coming from fashion insiders who claim that Marc Jacobs got his inspiration by fucking ex-cons he met on the internet. Now that's some inside hush hush. But why the nod to incarceration for Spring/ Summer. 6GCR got the scoop from the man himself, Jesus Rameirez #48227643 Stark Pen. In an exclusive interview with Rameirez he said," Yeah,that little white Jew faggot kept emailing me and saying he was hot for me and he would see me on the outside." He continued," so when I got out I broke into his car and stole some checks, cashed a few and punked that little fucker." We asked if he knew he was the inspiration for an entire seasonal line of high end clothing. He answered," That little Jew bastard owes me $50 for services rendered, know what I'm sayin', yo?"
Well all we can say is Brava, Marc. We look forward to seeing your line marked down to nothing and hanging on racks at Century 21. You always inspire us to look for more sensible ways to throw away our money and continue to put out season after season of useless and cheaply made crap. What can we expect next season from the house of Marc Jacobs? Maybe unprotected sex inspired mini-trench coats or hand bags made from the actual skin of the sweatshop workers in South America. Leave it to Marc to push the envelope, what ever that means.