Hi Kids, I've been away but now I return with stories from The New Depression. Tune in, Turn On, Throw Up!
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Reversal Of Unfortunates
Actress Glenn Close and her former costar, Jeremy Irons both underwent extensive cosmetic surgery befor steppin in front of the cameras to shoot the sequel to their film, Reversal Of Fortune. The new film entitled, " The Sun Will Wake Up Tomorrow" deals with those wacky socialites after Sunny V.B. wakes up to find that her husband Claus has invented a mechanical wife to replace her.
Still Dead...
Legendary comedian and adult diaper wearer, George Burns died on this date 12 years ago. George not only played God in the,"Oh God" movies, he was older than God. He died at the age of 100.
I Wanna Hold Your Hand.......
if you had one....or any.
Still Dead...
3 years ago on this date, child actor Jack Wild died. Jack played the Artful Dodger in the movie "Oliver!" and Jimmy in the TV show "H.R. Pufnstuf" He was 53 and died from mouth cancer.
Still Dead.....
Dead on this date 16 years ago, Ruby Keeler. Ruby was an actress, singer, and dancer most famous for her on-screen coupling with Dick Powell in a string of successful early musicals at Warner Brothers, particularly 42nd Street. From 1928 to 1940, she was married to legendary singer Al Jolson. She retired from show business in the 1940s but made a widely publicized comeback on Broadway in 1971. She was 83.
Still Dead.....
Fred Rogers, commonly known as Mister Rogers, host of the long-running children's TV show "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" and a cardigan-wearing icon, died 6 years ago at the age of 74. Also dead on this date, ancient old fart actress Lillian Gish. She was 99.
Still Dead....
Died on this date one year ago, Buddy Miles. Miles was a drummer, best known for his association with Jimi Hendrix as one of the Band of Gypsys and later for his role as the lead singer of the California Raisins in the raisin commercials. Also dead on this day 16 years ago, actress Constance Ford who played Ada Hobson on the TV soap opera, Another World. She was 69.
Jesus Jobs
iphone has a heavenly way to thank the Lord. Just click on Steve "Our Savior" Jobs and find out how.
The Dors.
Could this actress be the most underrated blonde bombshell since Joey Heatherton?Click on Diana's photo and find out.
Smack My Bitch Up
Fun party records were all the rage in the swinging 60's. Comedic artist like Rusty Warren famous for her bawdy adult records like, " Knockers Up" and " Banned In Boston" would be pulled out at grown up swingers party after the guests were adequately lubricated on gin martinis and scotch rocks. This little jewel must have been for the adventure seekers who wanted a little more spice in their suburban lives. Maybe that's why mommy came home with a black eye.
Still Dead
Dead on this day, 15 years ago, Dinah Shore. Singer, actress and talk show host, from cancer at the age of 77. She is probably best known now as the inspiration for millions of lesbian golfers worldwide and the now infamous Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs draws thousands of party gals from all parts to do anything but golf with one another. Also dead on this date, comedian "Lonesome" George Gobel at the age of 71 and comedian Don Knotts from cancer 3 years ago at the age of 81.
Does Anyone Still Wear A Handbag?
New York designer, Isaac Mizrahi felt that women should be wearing their pocketbooks on their heads next fall. Not to be outdone, Michael Kors showed models with live animals wrapped around them. No more killing for fur....just feeding and the occasional expressing of anal glands.
My Dog's Retarded
This is my dog Nini. She clearly has issues and is not willing to seek psychiatric help. Yesterday we caught her licking the wall and barking at a house plant. As a parent, I want what's best for my child but I'm afraid that she is completely unwilling to cooperate. Any suggestions?
Get Off The Cross.....
" ...and Jesus, please help Brandon to play better in Little League cause he really sucks and last week the other boys beat the shit out of him".
Madildo Blahniks
Ladies, here it is. Finally someone was intuitive enough to combine the best of both fetishes.....shoes and masturbation. Give this man a cigar!
Still Dead
Stan Laurel, comedic partner of the duo Laurel and Hardy died on this date in 1965 of a heart attack. Suffered a nervous breakdown on the death of his long time film partner and friend, Oliver Hardy, and according to his friends, never fully recovered.
Round And Round She Goes...
Isn't this adorable?
Get Off The Cross.....
Jesus! Now He even hates smokers. So much for lightin' up in church.
About Me
- Billy Boy
- I have eclectic interests most based in the arts. I enjoy riding on the horns of a dilemma as well at teetering on the brink of disaster. Gay and living in a fools paradise.
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